An Electric Toothbrush or Nose-Hair Trimmer

Let’s get this out of the way. Don’t buy electronics that have been in bodily orifices. I don’t care how long they were soaked in alcohol; that’s just straight up nasty.

You might say “but, the toothbrush heads are new.” I don’t care, if you’ve ever seen the charging base of a well-used electric toothbrush, you know all the Clorox in the world ain’t gonna make things right. Just stay away.